Aboard the Good Ship Venus
Aboard the good ship Venus,
You really should have seen us
With a figure head of a whore in bed
And a mast of a phallic p*nis.
Bang Away Lulu
Bang away Lulu, bang it good and strong
What in the world will the navy do when good ol’ Lulu’s gone
Oh Bang away Lulu, bang it good and strong
What in the world will the navy do when good ol’ Lulu’s gone.
Drink ’til I Die
A curse to you lads, a curse on your head
Drinkin’ night after night until I am dead
I just keep drinkin’ and I don’t know why
But tonight is the night that I drink ’til I die.
Tender Love Ballad
Oh please have intercourse with me
Please have intercourse with me
I’ve a love that never waivers
When you do me sexual favors
Oh please please please please please please.
She’s a Whore
She’s a whore, yes a whore
a lass of myth and lore
a pontifex of oral sex
she’ll ride you ’til you’re sore
Yes she’s a whore, yes a whore
she is dear to fleet and corps
Her legs a-splayed, we’ll all get laid
By the whore that we adore.
The Day You Said Goodbye
We tried cunnilingus and fellatio
I dry humped you to a big fat “O”
We tried a trapeze and a rocking chair
I even put on a pair of your favorite underwear
We tried Coitus Missionaris and even Coitus Canis
But you never let me put it in your anus,
No! You never let me put it in your anus.